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Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.
That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.
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GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.
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That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.
Girl 1: Did you see Desmond?
Girl 2: Yea he shattered ———‘s heart!
Girl 1: Let’s go beat his ass.
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An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance
"Oh no, it's Desmond. RUN AWAY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU AN IGNORANT MONSTER!!!!!"
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a nigga that caps about everything he tries to act hard but he not
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To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.
You're shit at life, you Desmond. Yeah you, Nathan Desmond Dunnell.
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The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!
Guy: I'm awesome at everything.
Everyone else: Oh my gosh, that guy is SUCH a Desmond.
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