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Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.
You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."
Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."
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If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.
That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.
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You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.
Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?
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When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."
Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.
Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous
Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory
Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.
Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert
A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.
OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.
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