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Varunardo DiCaprio is again making a movie called Bawaal? We should skip and watch Sidharth Malhotra’s Yodha instead!
A blunt rolled within a blunt. The first blunt is rolled normally preferably fat then encased in ground up pot in a second blunt wrap preferably full size cigar for max effectiveness. Contrary to popular belief the second wrap does not effect the flavor of the blunt. The goal is a extremely slowburning blunt. An eigth is recommended for this roll mostly on the outer layer. Origin: Plainville, CT BITCH
Stoner: Yo, we bouta smoke that dicaprio blunt tonight?
Stranger: wtf is that? Get away from me, I'm calling the police!
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Leonardo DiCaprio, (Aka Cat-Man) is a famous actor accredited for his many performances in large, block-buster, movies like Titanic and Inception. Although Leonardo is one of the most famous actors in the movie industry today, his appearance is often confused with that of a cat. The similarities are unmistakable. Not so much a snow leopard or a lion, but rather a Siamese cat. When holding an image of the two beside one another, the differences are virtually impossible to see.
Friend 1: Hey man, check out my new cat, his name is Bob.
Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!
Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!
Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!
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When you hope to achieve something for really long and everyone jokes about you not achieving it, but then you finally get it.
"Dude, you're never getting that girl."
"Yeah I am, you just wait, I'm trying to pull a DiCaprio on her."
"Sure you are..."
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Legit search up pictures of him when he was younger and ur heart will melt. He used to be the fittest guy on the planet but like now he's a 43 environmentalist and activist and some other stuff. But like no one cares how he looks like now. He is and will always be a babe. 90's Leo for life. Also search up Jim Carroll Leonardo in the basketball diaries. For next level.
Omg, I jut watched basketball diaries and it's such an empowering harrowing movie. U seen it?
OMG YAAAAS. Leonardo diCaprio is bae forever.
Ummm I was talking about the movie but yh he's so fit.
IKR.
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cute guy who is usually prettier than the women around him
sweet young guy who needs and craves to be treated like the cum-hungry fuck-pig that he is
I'd like to pound that Leo's butthole into submission with my manbeef,and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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An actor so miserable that he never won an Oscar
A: Hey,look.I think he'll won on Oscar this year.
B: No he won't.He's just another Leonardo DiCaprio
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