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DIBS is an acronym for Dick Intergrated Ball Syndrome/Sack. It is a common occurance for persons of a certain decendancy or of slight obestity. A person has DIBS when their penis is so small there scrotum overpowers it and is more prominent.
Basically their penis is very small however their scrotum is very large.
After gym class when a lad has encountered a bit of gitch they go to have a shower and remove their underwear. To the other class mates shock they see an overly large ball sack (scrotum) and find it hard to see his penis. They then exclaim
'wow, he's got DIBS!!!'
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Used to declare to one's bros that they need to back off the girl during the time that you will try to win her over; if you face rejection your dibs expires and immediately goes to the next person to call it
Cannot be used unless the female is seen in person.
Zain: yo, bro i call dibs on that hot girl in the hotel lobby
Ankit: Aight bro imma back off
The act of calling upon an object as your own
How To Do It: If you find an object and their is no present owner then thou can call dibs and it shall be theirs
Out ruling: if someones name is on it the that falls into the finders keepers rule
Man 1: Oh look theirs a dead body "dibs"
Police: We need that
Man 1: Go fuck yourself
v. To flake out on your friends at the last minute.
We were planning on going on the trip with the squad but Ben had to Dib again.
Dibs is the plural form of dib, a common acronym for Dick In Bootyhole.
Oh I definitely got dibs on that woadie's shitpipe.
Dibs can be used in a variety of ways.
1. Calling something that you can use
Example: I got dibs on that soda
2. Getting to use something first
Example: hey man, I got dibs on that
football
3. Used to have first chance to get a girl
Example: Do u see that girl over their?
Ya, why
I got dibs on her until after I try
to date her
Phil Lester’s nickname that his family gave him because he couldn’t pronounce his name when he was a baby and he said Dibbet.
Phil’s Mum- “Say your name!”
Baby Phil- “Dibbet!”
Phil’s Family- “We’ll call you Dibs.”