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ma dick hard meet me somewhere

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.

I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!

by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011

61๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck my dick and call me nancy!

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

by Jimi, The King August 17, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked

An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked! I don't believe ya!

by Good Ship Venus August 16, 2012


shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

85๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 20, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž