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A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
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Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:
She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.
Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?
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Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.
John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.
George: Get my dick out your mouth!!
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Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12
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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!
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figure of speech meaning "none of your business"
Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.
When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.
Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!
Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!
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Noun The words that someone whispers under their breath when they wash all the dishes and someone dumps another shitload of greasy utensils in the goddamn sink.
example "Robert, hey how are y- (under breath when he drops his plate in the sink) cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth jeez rob could you be any more fucking considerate?
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