(1) A small wooden boat.
(2) Something lost between the Tiki Bar & the pool deck.
My dignity has not been found, and likely never will be.
Taking a dump on the desk of a colleague. Massive release of dignity.
"Lars just took a dump on Tommy's desk."
"Man, thats massive dignity."
I only lack it because no one ever gave me any.
Hym "I mean.... They were using me as a prop when they sat their and excluded me from the conversations that they were having about me while I was sitting there listening to them... So... That's why you don't do that... And now I'M doing that... Except harder. I tried explaining it to you but you didn't want to listen so.... There. How's that for dignity?"
1. Something Chloe doesn’t have.
Wow, I learned Chloe has no dignity after seeing her Slack analytics.
Cleaning up after your own embarrassing mess (or that of others on their behalf).
"Quick everyone! My parents are on their way over and we need to do a 'dignity sweep' for they get here!"