cope seethe dilate

Possibly the most retarded retort ever

what a 14-year-old conservative ben shapiro worshipper says when you prove him wrong

little crip: *watching prageru video*
normal human being: “you realize prageru is biased, right?”
little crip: “cope seethe dilate prageru is based and redpilled get out of here normie kek”

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The cat's pupils will dilate when it's getting late at 18:32.

Dilate

A medical practice used by transgender women following sexual reassignment surgery where they place a medical tube in their neovagina to keep the vaginal cavity from prolapsing. This is usually not required after 1 or 2 months following SRS once the cavity is fully healed. Often used by right-wing transphobes as an insult to mock people they disagree with by calling them gay and trans. Often paired with "cope and seethe".

Transphobe: "Cope, Seethe, and Dilate t-slur!!!"
Smart Person: I don't even have a vagina lmao
Transphobe: What? How could someone that disagrees with me not be an ugly f-slur t-slur!? Impossible! *dies of self inflicted cringe*

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sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.