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When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.
if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."
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In great physical shape. pronounced 'durk'
have you been working out? you look really dirk.
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To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.
"And Dirk sinks the three point shot, you just got DIRKED Miami"
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1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
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That cool gay motherfucker with triangular sunglasses. just hella gay. Also is dave's bro.
In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie
HOLY SHIT LOOK! It's dirk! Dirk strider!
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used as a term of dissent when faced with an agrivating problem or person. Derives from the words jerk and dick
Get your hands off my sandwich, you dirk.
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a waste of space who will use your friendship to a personal gain, who then proceeds to talk about you to everyone and blocks you on social media.
1. What a dirk...
2. Dirk a dirk
3. How can you let someone dirk you like that.
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