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the condition of being ridiculously high and/or drunk
"Yo, I was in this shed last night and I was so dirk. I didn't even know where I was."
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Most hottest guy. No need to explain.
girl 1: Omg dirk is so hot 🥵
girl 2: for real!
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Tired of saying Dirt biking well,
Dirt plus Biking= Dirking
"I went dirking today, it was rad."
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To break something and leave quickly before anyone notices. Most usually used in the context of a computer network, where for example a consultant may come in to work on something, inadvertently break something and rather than fix it, will make his excuses and leave.
1: Does anyone know why the live webserver seems to be down?
2: No. The consultant was in earlier though.
1: Oh shit... we've been dirked!
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a man with a penis in which it bends down instead of up. Like a upside down bendy straw. Often is gay, or likes one girl for way too long of a time. uncircumcised and lacks getting pussy. Known for being stupid or getting paid for doing stupid things, he is an idiot, but funny, and has a really really really cool friend named nick.
Dude, his dick is a total dirk, actually, he's just gay.
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A really dumb looking guy who has no muscle. He has a big Jewish nose and is mean to girls.
Dirk is my name.
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