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LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month

The LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month is a universal month where the LGBTQ+ and furries will disappear and shut their fucking mouth. It happens on July, August and November.
and the world would be a little bit happier than before, and it happens every year.

Gay people and furries: Oh no! it's LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month! The LGBTQ+ and furries will Disappear on July, August and November!

by pogman48484 June 3, 2022

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Name that thing on the screen before it disappears

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.

Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

by fivestarfolds March 3, 2011

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360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore

did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020


I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.

I really want my relatives to disappear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 13, 2021

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personal disappearance

The care we take with how we look, when there is no one to see us.

Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020


magically disappear

Spread like a mothereffer

Trump promised that covid-19 would magically disappear.

by Schmkstein February 21, 2021


Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 March 3, 2016