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a person handing out sexsim like books in class, thinking he/she is a bigman.
stop being such a dishwasher grow up kyle
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an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"
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When a man tries to put soap in a lady's vagina, usually to her displeasure.
We were having a great time until that asshole started dishwashing me in the shower.
I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.
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something that virgins call women bc they’re mad they don’t get pussy
kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich
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I don't know, an expensive drying rack
What the hell is a dishwasher?
another word for a women
my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her
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a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to
Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.
You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
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