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JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR A METH PIPE / OIL BURNER
HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.
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very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.
The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.
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n. A term for the male sexual organ. First used by author Warren Ellis.
"Bite my dadpaste dispenser."
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Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.
My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.
Also known as Dickspenser
n. -A man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you dick whenever you feel like it.
E.g. “Hey girls, I’m not coming out tonight. My dick dispenser agreed to an appointment.”
it's when a girl smokes way too much when she's a teenager, so she gets throat cancer by the age of 20. they have to cut the hole in her throat that you see in those creepy commercials. then, a guy will make her deepthroat him, and when he cums, it comes out of the hole and drips down her neck.
I did the soap dispenser to a new chick that I met at a bar. She didn't have her voice box thingy on her, but I still got her too give me head, and when I busted a nutt it came out like a soap dispenser. when she found her voice box thingy, she told me her name was ivory, ohh the irony
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When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.
'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.
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