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A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:
a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR
If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE
Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you
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More subjective than merely surfing the web, diving involves the delving through layers of websites and old hyperlinks while searching for something that lies within the watery depths of the internet.
While diving, the webmaster encountered his old favorite recepie for chicken a la king, not to mention the old English lady's secret to prize-winning blueberry cobbler.
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What you exclaim when you see a very large and/or slutty woman, in reference to the size of their massive, cavern-like vagina. This usually followed by a diving gesture (Clasping the hands together and dipping the body forward, as in to "Dive in" to them.)
(Lauren and Mariah are walking behind Kaci in the hallway, who is a rather large, nasty whore. )
Lauren (to Mariah): "Dive in!"
Mariah: *diving gesture*
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THE most awesome band you will ever listen to .
they like singing songs about prostitutes and alcohol.
Dan scotty - Bass
Barnaby Courtney- vocals
Sammy Battle - Guitar
Ben Everest- drums
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a form of practical joke played on someone. usually containing an element of untruth. causing the receiver to look gullible.
This is referred to as a 'dive'. usually when a 'dive!!!!' is performed, the end is signified with a 'waaaaayyy!' sound and the mime of a dive into a swimming pool.
originates from Perth college.
hey lisa, did u know that jimmi hendrix died caus he solod so hard his guitar blew up?
what? really? wow! :O
waaaaaaayyyyyyy! *cue DIVE!!!! motion*
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The most awesome band ever, formerly known as Dive Bella Dive.
They still have a tendancy to sing about alcohol and prostitutes (mainly prostitutes), despite the name change and drive around in a riot van which they then spray painted grey because they got chased by the police
Barnaby Courtney - Singer
Dan Scotty - Bass
Sam Battle - Guitar (also has a habit of making music from gameboys and by torturing furbys)
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