dns

DNS- de nort soide.
Slang for the north side of Dublin,which is defined by the fact that its on the north side of the river Liffey. Also known to be full of povs.

Omg, roysh, im loike not going over to dns.

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DNS

Dumb Nigger Syndrome

1. DNS ( Original reason) A black college football quarterback who is under pressure and is not sure what to do just flings the ball to the middle of the field where it is intercepted. 2. Your co worker who received a notice from the IRS that 700 dollars he owes will be taken from his next paycheck decides to spend 700 in savings because a month passed, the IRS hasn't taken it out and he believes they forgot. After spending the money "pow" the next check comes minus 7 bills. 3. A white person is wearing a " sons of anarchy" shirt and your black co-worker comes up to you and says, Oh, I like that show...Sons of Arnoochy. 4. A sports player that makes a bone head mental error e.g. In a tie basketball game with 5 seconds left, the defending player fouls for no logical reason which sends the offensive team to the free throw line. 5. On a 3rd and 20 in football the offense gets 16 yards. Upset that 16 yards was given up even though this means a 4th and 4 will cause a punt, the defensive player drills the offensive player while on the ground which causes a personal foul penalty and a 1st down. 6. Definition has evolved to use in any situation where it is believed that the person is dumb because they are black aka he done did that.

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DN

Diameter Nominal

The term Diameter Nominal refers to the internal diameter of a pipe. Together with the nominal pressure rating and the materials class, all dimensions of a piping line, e. g. flange dimensions, are defined by indicating the nominal diameter.

Joe:I'm at DN right now
Mama:How can you be at a Diameter Nominal?
Joe:ARE YOU DUPID IT MEANS DEEZ NUTS!
Mama:Son, are you gay?
Joe:Yes
Mama:HOW FUCKING DARE YOU FUCKING DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY SHUT UP NOBODY LOVES YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Joe:*cries*
Mama:haha it feels good to bully orphans
Joe:I AM A WHAT
Mama:YOU ARE A FUCKING ORPHAN YOU GAY BITCH GO DIE
Dad:MAMAAAAAAAAA JUST KILLED A MAN
Mama:SHUT UP YOU DONUT
Joe:What are you, Gordon Ramsay?
Mama:*kills joe*
Joe:*dodges*
Mama:*kills joe no miss*
Joe:*dies*
Dad:Hunnay wat did he do tho
Mama:He gæ
Dad:ok ok understandable

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DNS

short for "dead nigger society" an infamous youtube video in which the robin williams movie "dead poets society" is dubbed over with dialogue from pulp fictions "dead nigger storage" scene

bill: hehehe

Josh: whats so funny?

bill: dns

josh: come on man, theres children present

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dns

Acronym for "does not simply"

One dns walk into mordor

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DNS

nickname for someone who is frequently drunk and/or naked.

AHHH!!! DNS was wasted last night

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DnS

Do Not Speak ---This means SHUTUP AND DONT TALK

DnS! Didnt i tell you not to speak?!?! SHUTUP

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