Do You Want To Build A Snowman

No. No one wants to build a fucking snowman with you.

Do You Want To Build A Snowman is so 2013

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Do you want to play shadow?

It's a copycat game. You ask your victim "Do you want to play shadow?" If the respond with "yes' begin to copy everything they say like a shadow.

Me: "Do you want to play shadow?"
You: Sure
Me: Sure
You: What
Me: What
You:Oh hell no
Me: Oh hell no
(etc..)

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Do you want chicken tonight?

When a situation gets way to tence and you have to say something to break the ice!

Girl; I'm in love with you!
Guy; UHHHh.....
Girl: lowl- Do you want chicken tonight?

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Do you want to build a snowman

It's a way of secretly asking if you want to make out with the asker and eventually have sexual intercourse.

He: Hi there!
She: Hey, long time.
He: For sure. What are your plans for this weekend?
She: None. Do you want to build a snowman?
He: FINALLY!!

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Do you want sticky keys?

It is a question by Windows 10 if you spam the shift, CTRL, ALT, or Windows button the question will pop up on your monitor. And no, i don't want sticky keys.

Do you want sticky keys? The answer is no poopy brainer

Do you want to watch a movie?

The way guys convince girls to come over to get fucked. It makes it sound as if the guy wants to hang out instead of have sex. If you do watch a movie, you usually end up not finishing the whole thing.

Kris-Do you want to watch a movie? My place is good.
Sarah-Sure! What movie?
Kris- It doesn't matter, it's not like we'll finish it anyway.
Sarah-Wait, why?
Kris-You'll see.

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What do you want to eat?

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.

Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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