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A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
Marvin: ai am sick
Doctor: ai can kill ur ills
Marvin gweat
Doctor: *kills his ills with pills*
Marvin: tank u doktor
Doctor: here awr da bills
Marvin: *Fucking dies*
Doctor: I kills with Bills
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An individual who does not know the difference between God and themselves. Namely that God doesn't think he's a doctor. Arrogant, abrupt and often unable to consider opinions which are not their own. A person who is unable to contemplate not knowing the solution to something and is incapable of asking for assistance tending to fall back on cliches to hide their lack of knowledge like "eat less and exercise more" or "bed rest and plenty of fluids". An individual who simultaneously cultivates disdain through arrogant comments then pleads victimhood. Unable to cope with their decisions being challenged.
See: Narcissist.
That doctor is a real asshole.
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b homo/b Rude pathetic idiot.
Doctor: I am retrded, I have the manners of a afro american.
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Either a person who heals people with their magical smarts or a miserable kid with that last name who, believe it or not, KNOWS THAT IF HE BECAME A DOCTOR HE WOULD BE DR. DOCTOR. Those of the latter groups would like to tell you to STOP SINGING DOCTOR DOCTOR. They really don't like that and you really aren't being original.
John : DUDE, wouldn't it be so sweet if Josh Doctor became a doctor?
Then he would be Dr. Doctor
*bursts into song*
Humphrey : C'mon man, could you imagine how often he gets that?
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I saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only dreaming, yeah
I kissed you then, then once again
You said you would come and dance with me
Dance with me across the sea
And we can feel the motion of a thousand dreams
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Ships at night give such delight
We all leave before the morning light
Please don't go, no, please don't go
'Cause I don't want to stay here on my own, ooh
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your love)
Take away my name (take away)
Fever lay your hands on me (breathe your love)
I'll never be the same
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Come with me and make believe
We can travel to eternity
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A madman with a box. A genius with a big swishy coat. A veteran dressed like a magician. He's all of these. And whatever you do, never bring up the name Rose Tyler. He's compassionate. He's everything good about the universe. But if you do something bad, he'll come for you.
Look up genocide in the dictionary. There's a picture of The Doctor. The caption says, "Over my dead body!"
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He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.
He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked.
He is a man who can change his face. He travels in his magical machine, through holes in time and space.
He is the Last of the Time Lords, from the planet Galifrey, a lonely angel, a wanderer. He is a man without a home, and is always searching for a companion.
The monsters and the doctor, it seems you cannot have one without the other. He is completely terrifying, but so, so exciting.
His name...is the Doctor.
The Doctor is rude and not ginger.
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