Dosie-don't

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

Don't be daft

1. Don't be stupid.

2. What you are saying is ridiculous.

3. What you believe is ridiculous.

— I heard Joanne Lamont will actually be running a positive election campaign this year.
— Don't be daft.

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Scooby Don't

The act of spreading peanut butter over your genitalia in order to entice your dog to lick it off.

"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."

"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."

"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!

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Dosie-don't

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

Don't Ditch

A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.

This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.

You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.

(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)

You: You totally ditched.

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don't be a fag

The greatest advice you can give to a friend that's acting gay. Because friends don't let their friends become fags.

Your friend: Dude, that shirt so matches your complexion.
You: Bro, don't be a fag.

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don't be such a sputnik

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.

Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.