- To ejaculate on someone or something
"I donked all over Jimmy's face last nite"
A Donk is a silly dumbo.
It is used in the British Commuity.
You Silly Donk!
To throw up
I was drinking my chocolate milkshake and then i donked everywhere. My cat donked all over my bed sheets last night. If you donk in my car your walking home.
His penis is bigger than your mums, quite tall fucking dopey! ROCKS.....
Insult. Short for donkey. When you friend says something dumb, you respond with calling them a 'donk'
Friend: where are my glasses?
Friend 2: they're on your head you donk
who the fuck doesnt know what a donk is when its hanging about in in my grannys pussy.
" grandma tildy, i wanna ram you with my donk!"
grandma gertrude: "im so jealous"