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A person with unfortunate facial features and thinning hair. Most view as creepy and anti-social. Someone who epitomizes laziness to the point of living off his spouse. He has an IQ of a nat and should not bear offspring, his DNA is deeply flawed. Watch out or you will be Hinch 'd. Donovan is the type of person who likes to eat lots of smelly ass burgers thereby attracting fugly women of decent financial means. Cannot be trusted and will lie and cheat to get what he wants. No redeeming emotional connedtions to anyone but himself.
Yo Dawg, you so lazy and disgustin, yous a Donovan
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A caring male that values his friends and loved ones more than he values himself, he is very reserved until you get to know him. Once you get to know him though he will become one of your best friends, and will never want to let you go.
Person 1: Donovans are really quiet.
Person 2: Are you insane he wont shut up!
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Donovan's are not the most powerful commanders of the east. Modern day Donovans are fat, mental diseased, pussies. Donovan's were named by a pair of pussy parents that thought their kid would be great. Donovans are far from any type of leader, they are pussy momma's boys. Donovans have no sense of style and are very odd looking.
Guy: Yo that kid got the biggest weggie!!!
Guy 2: I know- Donovan is such a dork! Look at Donovan crying!!!!!!
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An incredible handsome guy with a huge penis. Majority of girls want to hook up with one, and he is really fun to be around. Also he's a beast at sports.
Girl 1: Hey do u know Donovan?
Girl 2: Of course, he's the hottest guy ever!!!
Girl 1: Ikr!
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A total creep, who will sexually assault girls. The secret is that he is so desperate he convinces himself that he is gay. While this man swings both ways he also like to whisper odd things into girls ears like “ thick thighs”. Don’t be surprised if you find him in your attic he’s a weeaboo and that is his natural habit. Donovan’s spend most of their time at their computer wanking to either child porn or hentai there is no in between for these strange creatures. They mainly eat corn dogs and gummy worms. Beware of their katana collection they will not be afraid to use it if you question their favorite anime. Overall Donovan’s will not be afraid to rape a man or a woman for sexual pleasure, and will do the most to lure you in. But their is one thing that can keep you safe and that a diet plan. If ever encounterd with a Donovan make sure to wave peas and diet plans infront of their face while also taking away their comic books and computers.
That’s a Donovan man
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A man of unusual and unfortunate facial features but with an extremely drop dead gorgeous body.
Stems from professional hockey player Shean Donovan
Man that guy is such a Donovan!
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