doorknob

a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls

Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."

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doorknob

(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.

"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"

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doorknob

A listening device commonly utilized to hear if someone is dead, particularly Marley.

Emjay heard that he was dead through the doorknob

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DoorKnobing

2 girls in 69 position and the guy is under the bottom girl Pleasuring her asshole

Jonhery, Irean, and Nilda were fucking in the DoorKnobing postoin.

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doorknob

Highly revered and worshiped higher power of many Alcoholics Anonymous members.

Your higher power can be anything you want including a doorknob. Surrender to it, pray to it, and seek out its will for you.

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doorknob

something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)

FART!!!!!!!!!!
"doorknob.....safety"

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doorknob

Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk

shut up, doorknob

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