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He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"
A person (man or women) who has negative attitude which causes the mood of situation to lower; a person who is a douche bag.
Hey John smith, Saturday night was fun until that debbie doucher ,Bob, came over.
A douche who tends to present their douchery to an inactive audience at unorganized sporting events or sports-related video game sessions. One who acts like an asshole during recreational activities to compensate for their inability to do anything well. Also, more simply, that guy who thinks he could fuck your girlfriend because he is better at golf than you.
On the spectrum of relative douchery, a Doucher McGavin falls just between a large rubber dildo used for vaginal irrigation and Kanye West.
Announcer: Now stepping up to the tee, Doucher McGavin!
Person 1: Do we have to listen to his bullshit again?
Person 2: I hope he dies, because I want to be able to come here again without having him sodomize my soul with stories of how great he was in high school.
Kanye West: Yo Doucher, imma let you finish--but back in the day I had one of the best jump shots of all time!
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Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.
Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret
A fatass baseball coach who routinely stares with wide introspective eyes.
"I'm not wearin' a goddam cup ya asshole, don't one-hop the ball in!"
"That's just O' Doucher goin' off again isn't it?"
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One who is so dirty that he has to douche the douche.
fuck you, you Douche Doucher
Noun- someone who is disliked/ a high school teacher who speaks to students as though they are in primary school/ one unwilling to accept the aging process
Mrs X, our Chem teacher, described precipitates to the class as "when something swirly forms." She is such a Doucher McCuntmuffin.
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