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kris-cross dresser

A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.

I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.

by Arnie Grape June 1, 2021

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25 titties on the dresser

An expression used to mean roughly that one has a lot of women at his disposal, mainly for sexual purposes. Probably derived from the DJ DMD song 25 lighters.

B - Yo Tyrone, you gettin' pussy nowadays?
T - Hell yeah, B. I got 25 titties on the dresser, yessir.

by Carl Mygind November 24, 2011

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hair dresser lap dance.

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.

Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.

by CM Punk September 25, 2007

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Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

by hollisterhottie101 March 25, 2010

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dresser buddy

A "dresser buddy" is a friend with benefits that is only interested in having sex on or against a dresser. It is a specific kink that is had.

"My dresser buddy is coming over today so she can be railed in her designated spot. Who am i to judge her kink when she gets as wild as she does."

by Cap'nTurbo December 31, 2022


dresser of hair

pimp

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)

by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016


calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.

There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?

by viennabeo November 12, 2013