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What Neil Peart of Rush is!
That Neil Peart plays drums like no other...
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A person who hits things with sticks.
“My drummer just dropped a Brake Drum on his foot. I’m going to fire him.”
As the heart started beating a drummer was born.
The drummer is the backbone of the rock band and most
essential to hide guitarists mistakes in a live show whilist twiriling the drumsticks for the crowd's pleasure.
drummer
An heavenly creatures that master the ancient
artcraft of hitting "stuff" and make it sound "good"
"Two musicians and a drummer enter a music shop"
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a person (male or female) that plays the drums, thus being known as a drummer. Has the job of primerally keeping the time of a song. Top Drummers include: Tre Cool (Green Day) Keith Moon (The Who) Chad Smith (Red Hot Chili Peppers).
I myself am i drummer. Drummers are the best types of people.
person A: "dude that drummer is awesome
person B: "i know man, they should put drummers at the front of the stage instead of the back"
person A: "yes... now lets go push over ur grandmother"
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A drummer is a person who plays the drums, particularly the drum kit, marching percussion, or hand drums.
Drummer for led Zeppelin and widely regarded as one of the most influential drummers in rock history.
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The first person to die in a band. Examples include Keith Moon and John Bonham. This fact is demonstrated in the film Spinal Tap.
Marty DiBergi: Now, during the Flower People period, who was your drummer?
David St. Hubbins: Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious circumstances. We were playing a, uh...
Nigel Tufnel: ...Festival.
David St. Hubbins: Jazz blues festival. Where was that?
Nigel Tufnel: Blues jazz, really.
Derek Smalls: Blues jazz festival. Misnamed.
Nigel Tufnel: It was in the Isle of, uh...
David St. Hubbins: Isle of Lucy. The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival.
Nigel Tufnel: And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded on stage.
Derek Smalls: Just like that.
David St. Hubbins: He just went up.
Nigel Tufnel: He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left.
David St. Hubbins: Look at his face.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, there was...
David St. Hubbins: It's true, this really did happen.
Nigel Tufnel: It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat.
David St. Hubbins: Like a stain, really.
Nigel Tufnel: It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.
David St. Hubbins: You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
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Drummer's are the most important people in any kind of musical ensemble- they keep the beat and usually sport amazingly sexy hair. However, even though this concept hasn't been documented yet in urban dictionary, drummers are, unfortunately (or fortunately; whatever) the band members who usually agree to give head. So they are, in effect, the knob-jobs of the musical world- hence why so many women fans are crazy about drummers. Drummers are usually male, but female variation do occur.
person A- "check out that fit drummer and his sexy hair"
person B- "huh? AH yes, i see him now. What a stud! He keeps the beat very well."
person A- "yes, you're right. I reckon he'd give me head"
person B- "why yes! I completely agree with you. I feel like some knob job too. WOW- i didnt realize i was gay: i just suggested a man give me head"
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