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The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.
Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
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The wonderful, silvery substance that holds together my shoes, my purse, my jacket, my backpack, my books and my life.
I've worn mostly this one pair of shoes for two and a half years - they're more duct tape than shoe by now, but they work!
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duct tape the 8th wonder of the world n fixes everything n everything n is great for makein bags, clothes, cell phone covers, etc...
Duct tape is the best invention ever!
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Fixer of things.
If you cant fix it with duct tape, you didnt use enough duct tape.
Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: I see the problem, use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!
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man made material that fixes almost anything
silence is golden but duct tape is silver
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the thing your dad yells at your about for stealing it to fix your stuff.
also fixes anything thats broken, even if it isnt. good cover for anything you want to hide, and you can use it for making cool stuff!!
dad: wheres my duct tape?
daughter: i dont know..
dad: you do too..
daughter: i uhh used it *hold up note book cover in silvery goodness*
dad: STOP USING MY DUCT TAPE!!!!
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1)a heavy duty tape/adheasive.
Top layer: shiney, platinum-looking, thin, steached out recycled plastic bottles (mixed with paint... hence the silver color)
middle layer: woven string.
bottom layer: adheasive which bonds to mostly everything, especially when exposed to heat.
2) an exploited fashion. i would love to meet the idiot who created "ducttape fashion.com" they need to brun with all their merchendice, consittering the fact that you can just make your own damn walet out of your dad's duct tape in 5 minutes, rather than ordering it, waiting forver, and paying $30.00 for something you couldn have made for free!!! also, anyone who owns anything duct tape (ie. my wallet) look and feel like trend setters, followers, or, to be put short "posers".
steal duct tape. it fixes all.
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