Truck dues

Sending a nudie to a firefighter

Hey Nathan, since you’re on the truck today, do you have any truck dues?

Make Due

The illiterate Tool's incorrect and illogical version of "Make Do".

I want to take Acid but will have to make due with Ecstasy ... this is just wrong on so many levels !!

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p-due

wordcock/word

God motherfucking dammit! Who the fuck glued my p-due to my ass while I was asleep?!

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Due Diligence

- To do something that one deserves to be respected by the other people in a field or profession.

- I earned my respect I did my due diligence.

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bills due

when you have to give back

The coach said bills due because the city paid for the turf.

rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.

Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!

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Due-Do

Do finish something on the due date because you forgot to do it

Guy1 - Our project's due tomorrow
Guy2 - Man, I forgot. May I borrow yours? I'll just Due-do it tomorrow

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