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when a man cums in a girls hair and on the chin so it drips down her chest. then he sprinkles some trimmed pubes on the cum to make it look like a beard.
optional: scream harry potter phrases like "give it here malfoy"
or "expecto-petronis!"
My boyfriend gave me a classic dumbledore last night. When I went to work the next morning I still had some pubes on my chin. It was so hot.
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The greatest wizard of all time in the Harry Potter series, and he happens to be gay as Rowling currently released.
Wow Tanya, I didn't think that Dumbledore would be gay, maybe that's why his wand has been quite smelly!
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A new way to say "getting it up the butt" after J.K Rolling announced that the character of Dumbledore from the Harry Potter series was gay.
Guy just getting out of prison: Dude, I'm never joy riding again. I got Dumbledored like three times a day in prision.
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After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.
Also commonly referred to as:
The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."
After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.
The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.
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1.) A homosexual. A person of homosexual orientation. Usually used in a derogatory manner to describe someone acting like a homosexual.
2.) A complete disappointment.
1.) You're completely flaming. You're such a dumbledore.
2.)
Jarin: The entire Hairy Potter series has turned into one big dumbledore since J.K. Rowling anounced that the charecter Dumbledore was gay.
Robbie: Ya, idk whether to pretend that the series doesn't exist, or to pretend Dumbledore isn't completely queer. Rowling is such a dumbledore bitch.
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A dumbledore is a small portion of poop trapped within folds of the exterior of the anus.
A dumbledore are commonly confused with a dingleberry, which consist of poop attached to anal hairs. Dumbledores are far less dangerous to undergarments than dingleberries, but still poses some risk, and are far more difficult to remove. In fact, the vast majority of toilet paper is consumed removing dumbledores.
Jimmy had no trouble pulling guys at the club, but he never whipped his ass properly, so guys usually got annoyed with getting dumbledores all over their dicks or tongue, and dumped him pretty fast.
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A gay wizard who everyone thinks it's the best, but he isn't. The Dark Lord is the best
Dumbledore:I love Grindelwald and Voldemort can beat me anytime of the week
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