durf

When someone expects to fart, but accidentally shits their pants instead.

Kyler accidentally durfed his new jean shorts.

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durf

Piece of skin under ass

Could you please go anal, I do not want to pierce my durf.

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Durf

Mystic savior of Mudpit. When he was born, half the fifes exploded, signifying his incredible gift. Alive during the Middle Ages, he was the only person who could harness the fifes. Oh ya, he went insane and killed everyone. He started with France. But not French Canada. Cuz that's where my dads family is from. See also: fife

Thank goodness Durf is here to stop the fifes... Holy shit he's the one controlling them!

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durf

Falling on ones ass

That dumbass durfed!

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durf

the act of being a dirty homeless mofo, on your couchdrummer

I got kicked out of my house man, you mind if I durf it up at your pad?

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durf

1. An interjection of a disappointed nature

2. In terrible condition

1. Durf, they don't have the right CD.
2. That couch is incredibly durf-ed up.

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durf

E-dominatrix. A incredibly hot chick how puts assclowns and e-thugs in their place.

I got my ass handed to me by a really hot durf.

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