Durp Durp

Made by me and my friend Kenneth 2 years ago.(origin)his neice Miya always used 2 say durp durp all the time,we didnt think notin of it,until one night we made a concoction and decided 2 name it Durp Durp!!!!!we mixed sprite,tequila,kool-aid mix,tang(4 sum reason),barcardi,and,grey goose,and apple juice! Also U Can Use A Bit of Vanilla Extract!

1st Guy:Man im Bored of this lame shit,Got any thing good 2 drink??

2nd Guy:aight,my boy Freddy Invented This Shit Called Durp Durp!!!!U Gotta Taste This shit!!!

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durp

Slang developed in Massively Multiplayer Online Games.
Literal tranlsation: Don't Use Role Play
Can reference something that is patently false
Can reference any sort of drama

Bathsheba: I so love you man.
Gnormous: Durp

or

Sarissa: This guy who I liked? He's like still hitting on me. And I used to like him but now I don't know? So I am asking everyone I know what I should do? What do you think?

Dharma: Durp. This is real life. Stop the drama.

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Durp

A penis that was been worked/handled too hard and is spewing blood from the tip.

Durp victim, "Man that girl last night practically ripped my dick off, I had the biggest durp"

Friend, "ROFL. Stop picking up $4 hookers then you damn fool!"

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DURP

Doing nothing significant.or saying nothing significant

Jill what are you doing
Nothing
god, your a durper

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durp

The equivalent to 3 sips of one's beverage.

Yo Bintner, lemme get a durp of that Jones.

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durp

duh or like durf. o like no shyt.

priscilla: dudee i think he took too much drinks
(kid is stubbling and throwning up everywhere)
micaa: durp dummass. now pick him up

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Durp

The dribbling of a small amount of phlegm from the the side of one's mouth, possibly as a result of eating soap. Often, durps can be caught in mid-swing, and this is known as a durp double-backfire (or DDB).

"Hey man, careful, you're doing a durp. Get that shit sucked in or it'll drip onto your pants."

"Oh my god he just did a durp!"

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