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The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.
Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"
Best tv show ever in the world anywhere.
Need another series!!!!!
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A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.
Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy
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When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.
Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!
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The mysterious person who somehow misses the urinal and piss on the floor next to it.
the piss dwarf was at the urinal again...
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When you destroy something and leave immediately after.
Alex: *Breaks Vase*
Ethan: what was that?
Alex: I don’t know? Well anyways I got to go!
Ethan: Dang it, He’s Pulling A Dwarf
A person in the lowest of the low position in any organisation--lower than the janitor in fact. A position so low that no normal human being would be appointed to it, except dwarfs and midgets.
Damn, this new friggin job pays me less than the court dwarf!