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The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation
Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver
Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
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When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home
Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.
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A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.
One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.
Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.
This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.
Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.
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An Atari 2600 adaptation of the famous film E.T. At the time of its release, it was considered the worst game of all time, and was largely responsible for the Video Game Crash of 1983.
While E.T (Atari) was considered an absolute disaster upon its release, it is not viewed so harshly today. Some people even go so far as to say that the game is actually not that bad; it's just VERY confusing.
Person who looks like an alien.
The Local E.T is harassed by normal people.
When you try and go back from where you came from by inserting as much of your body (head first) into the vagina. Bonus points if it's your own mother.
Why you have to be like that? I'm just trying to E.T. and get back to where I came from!