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ETS

An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.

Dude im going to ETS this noob like i owned Nelson the other day.

by Avacado bui May 8, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ET

abbreviation for "eurotrash"

*psst* Dude, check out the ultimate ET at your 3 o'clock! Popped collar, suit jacket, and sandals!

by Zelman October 26, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


et

The French word for 'and'

J'aime les pommes et les carrots.

by Kylie March 27, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


et

Your dad

Oh snap look at ET!!!!

by AC December 15, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


et

The introduction of one's digit into another's anus, especially durng sex, resulting in a brown finger/tip; caused by a torpedo in the tube, a turtle head ready to poke out.
Poop in the shute.

Me:
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!

by the snake & caca ferguson October 3, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


ET

EVERY-TING

Let's smoke an ET?

What's that?

Every-Ting EVERYTHING An assortment of herbals

by Mich PorkChop August 29, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


the et

Short for Joliet, Illinois

I gotta spin to the et and re-cop

by Goon Chief January 6, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž