Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson
Animal 2: we better run
there are probably about 100-300 people in the world with this name right now.
“ean” it’s a fucking name you idiot. “ian with an e”
A true twat. This person can’t stand a SECOND where he isn’t hanging out with a girl and can’t just be happy hanging out with the boys. He stands up for everyone except for his friends and is the prick of the group.
*one of your friends comes at you out of nowhere*
“Dude your such a fucking Ean I stg”
A living hybrid of Art and Science that spends its days traversing the planet for Thai food. It often uses it's surplus Thai food as fuel to utilize it's art and science prowess to create video games, animations, or sometimes scalable backend systems. While it often partakes in social driven events like fitness groups, community service, and gaming tournaments, at the core it's a true specimen of introversion and would perhaps spend it's days hugging a tree in seclusion.
Hey look it's Ean, someone better call a hotline to have Thai food delivered immediately.
I think you looking for this?
Jean Kirstein(sorry if i'm wrong)
Horse face🐴🐴
don't send me streaks cause i dont care at all and the dude with the most drip and the drip plug
ay ean lexis is over there lets get dripped to the max