When you look like Roger Ebert and are very judgmental. For example "tsk, tsk--"
Why are you calling me out for this??; you are being very Ebert!!
A short, crossed-eyed middle aged man that looks like a smurf who thinks because he is old, he can control children. In my opinion he might be the next r. kelly
Hailey: Omg did you see ebert with his shaved beard???
Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.
A good looking person, with a good sense of humour and loved by people .
He got Ebert in him.