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When your impatient ass doesn't know that edibles take 3x as long to kick in compared to smoking, so you take more and get hit harder than that unstoppable train from GTA 5.
Man, These Edibles ain't shiii
The sweet sweet nectars secreted in the anal cavity, and then combined for culinary delight.
Emeril: Now the Edible Butt Remix Au Natural is tantalizing by itself, but today, we are going to kick things up a notch with an Edible Butt Remix...AU FELTCH!
(Audience goes wild)
Emeril: Now, to obtain that delectable pungence distinctive of a gourmet butt remix, make sure your feltch stays marinated in the anal cavity for at least 3 hours. Thanks to the magic of television, I have pre-feltched juices ready to be added to our Butt Remix. And...BAM!
(Audience goes wild)
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A girl called rebecca’s boyfriend, joe, got impregnated by an alien and had triplets. rebecca then ate the alien mother to get revenge. the baby aliens were also eaten and tasted like deodorant wearing, goopy chickens with a hint of lemon and lime flavoured water.
“omg what have you been eating? your breath smells like edible baby aliens”
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These Edibles Ain’t Shit is a slang term used to describe somebody ‘greening out’ on the Mary Jane, Edibles can be in many shapes and sizes. Usually These Edibles ain’t shit happens when you’re impatient and eat more edibles than you should’ve. This causes you to proclaim out to your friends. “Damn, These edibles ain’t shit”
You will then become a shadow of yourself and discover new worlds
You then skip to you 4 bags of Cheetos deep while watching Dr Phil
Austin: Bro I got some edibles, do you want some?
You: yeah sure
*30 minutes later*
You: I’ll eat some more
*1 hour later*
You: Still feeling nothing Austin, These Edibles Ain’t shit
*Transcends across space and time*
Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.
Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"
Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"
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A sex move where a man drips candle wax into the woman’s vagina and has sex with her.
Me- Dude, last night I did the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket, and she started bleeding
A group of friends that are crazy and most probably homo. Everyone is jealous of them and want to either be them or fuck them. You can’t become one- you are born one.
Dude 1: Woah bro who are they?!
Dude 2: Hah, You don’t know? They are THE edibles!
Dude 1: ...
Dude 2: I know man 🤤