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edison

this fucking kid with so many fucking mental disorders like holy shit how is he alive

omg ur autistic how tf are u still alive ok bye go die ur such an edison

by daryl says ur pp smol March 5, 2019

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Thomas Edison

The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ainโ€™t the true โ€œBiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToRโ€, he didnโ€™t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Yโ€™all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.๐Ÿ™„

โ€œYou know that guy who invented electricity?โ€
โ€œOhhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.โ€
โ€œNo, Thomas Edison didโ€
โ€œYou poor dumb fuckโ€

by Unknown.girly. September 26, 2020

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Maxwell Edison

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

by mag February 28, 2005

46๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.

It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?

by T Money November 22, 2004

121๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 12, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...

Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.

by Frank Fontain April 8, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maxwell Edison

Maxwell Edison is a serial killer dating from 1969. He had 3 victims, Joan, His Teacher and a Judge. Maxwell has 2 exes, Rose and Valerie. However, he does have a wife now, Sophia (me).

His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.

Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.

Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head du du du, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Oh yeah, that is Maxwell Edison

by Daddy George June 15, 2020

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