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The guy kept calling me Papa Shrek during PE
Eduardo: Oh look it’s Papa Shrek
Me: Please Shut Up
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A beast that is summond when you make him angry he will unleash his true power and kill you
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Eduardo is a very kind person, he may seem mean sometimes but he is very kind. He is very smart and may act dumb, but he actually is. He is also very talented and has a bunch of talents but does not show it since he is very shy. He is also a ladies-man and may date a girl named Ariana or Kenzie
Guy 1: Who is that guy, he has a bunch of girls around him
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Right ahead of us.
Guy 2: Oh, he gets all the ladies
Guy 1: What's his name?
Guy 2: Eduardo
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A guy who at first is Nice and Sweet to everyone, Someone who will stay in a relationship for a long time but will eventually be unfaithful, Someone who has such a urge to have sex or do sexual things he ends up hurting the people he cared about and will lose touch with them but reconnet in the end but will hurt them all once again.
Eduardo-Asshole, nice, Fag, Homo, Sex addict
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This guy is a straight up noob. He most likely games and eats. He is probably still into pokemon and yugioh. AND this kid has the nerve to refuse that he is a noob.
Girl: So what are your hobbies?
Boy: I like to game on my computer in my free time.
Girl: Ugh, you are such an Eduardo
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the name of my scrumptious boyfriend. i wanna lick his bootyhole fr fr😩
eduardos gf: eduardo lemme eat yo bootyhole baby girl 😍
eduardo: yes mamas
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A guy I fell in love with since the beggining of 6th grade
that i am pratticly obsseced with
i never had a chance with him and never will =')
freind: hi......tf are you staring out in the ope-
me: *wondering in the clouds dreaming about him*
freind: girl tf do youj even know him!?!?
me: no but i do know that he is fiiiine, whats his name?
freind: idk i think Eduardo or something like dat
me: no but fr he is dwknudbked
im so sorry idk why i did this