Egg

A white person who thinks they are asian.

Ie: Egg; White on outside-Yellow on inside.

Stupid 'Otaku' People: Dude! I SO watched Inuyasha last night and I was all like! Woah! Dude! Kagome is SO KAWAII! XP

Ie: Stupid white kids who like to think they speak Japanese and are Asian because they know what 'kawaii' and 'baka' mean!

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WHOOPS
LOOKS LIKE A DROPPED THE EGG KAREN

ILL HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A NEW ONE

BYE KAREN IM GOING TO THE EGG FARM TO BUY A CHICKEN AND WAIT FOR AN EGG

EGG EGG EGG EGG

whenever you’re at karen’s house but you hate her so you drop an egg and go buy a new one so you don’t have to be with her

make sure to leave quickly so she doesn’t ask to see your manager of eggs

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Egg - noun
It's what comes out of a chicken, and then a chicken comes out of it. But, sadly, no one knows which came first. Apparently, the word 'egg' is also used for white people who like asian people and their culture; according to some, it also means 'smelly fat Russian' ...

to Egg - verb

The action of throwing raw chicken eggs from one's balcony at taxis which are passing by, late at night. After the egg reaches the target, the Egger thrower of the egg ducks out of sight and spies on the confused/angered taxi driver as he steps out to examine the 'damage'. The ultimate goal of an Egger is to egg (hit) a taxi twice - once whilst it is in motion, and once more after the driver has gotten back in to his car after the 'examination'. However, a true Egger never throws an egg at cars other than taxis, nor at any person, even the taxi driver himself/herself.

Our eggs will block out the Sun!

It's Saturday night, and the Eggers remain silently poised on their balcony, anticipating the taxi driver's shock and bewilderment.

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An egg is someone who looks terrible or if you feel like then you say "I feel like an egg" bc eggs just sit there.

Ugh Randall is such an egg.

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Some random dude made the egg famous in 2019. It boasts more likes than any Kardashian pic and that says a lot. Who knew that an egg would be so popular? It's crazy but true. You will find this special one of a kind egg on IG. Go see for yourself and like the pic while you're at it. It's amazing and ridiculous but we love it

I can't believe that I wrote a definition of an egg

The egg gets more attention than the Kardashian

The Kardashians are low-key jealous of the egg

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Egg

A food eaten by humans

I ate a whole egg

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The term egg is usually used when someone is getting "angry or eggy"

Joe when you play football you always get so egg

joe: i KNOW JUST GET LOST, YOUR SHIT

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