Egging

when you are having sex and you stick an egg half way up your partners ass and then you use your dick to shove it all the way up the ass, then you use your dick and shove it very hard up your partners ass that you break open the egg and cum inside of it, then your partner shits on it and you eat it out.

sorry I didn't go to church yesterday, I was to busy egging my wife.

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Egging

Making a stupid decision

Ben was egging when he chose the option for longer hours and less pay

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Egging

When a girl curls up into an egg shape then planting her face onto ground while a male with penis or female with strap on then either screws the girl in the vegina (thanks to the angle) or analy, like doggie style.

"The Egg Position"

Kelly: "Hey Jess, wanna start Egging?"

Jess: "Sure thing Kelly! kitchen or the living room?"

Kelly: "Either rooms good" (wink)

Kelly: "We can always do the next room tomorrow"

Jess: "Who's cleaning up the mess though?"

Kelly: "Ummmm........Tash will, since, after all, shes our slave"

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Egging

Inserting ones testicles into the anal sphincter during sexual activity or can be used as an attack against rapists, and politicians.

I was egging his dad the other day.

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Egging it on

To persist with an arguement, or some sort of abuse after the initial attack has ended, or after one of the arguers/abusers have stopped.

Person A: Hey jerkface, how are you this morning!?
Person B: Shut the heck up dude
Person A: fine, I'll stop
Person B: Yeah that's right
Person B: If you do it again I'll punch you in the face retard
Person B: Go kill yourself
Person A: Ok, stop, you're just egging it on, and I already said I would stop
Person B: OH! Now I understand, I am an idiot.

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Ege

The main bitch. Bird collector. Occasionally eats shit. She will always care about food more than you so don’t even try. All the guys want her but her dumb ass doesn’t realise until months later when she’s lost her chance. Rarely leaves bed. On the straight side. She wants to smell your pubic hair.

Ege asked to smell my toenails yesterday.

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Ege

probably a-gay (see what I did there)
HE GOT A HAIRCUT (still gay tho)

OMG EGE LOOKS SO DUMB

YEA BUT HE GOT A HAIRCUT

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