Eight Monks

A group of eight highly talented and enlightened individuals, each commonly referred to as a G.O.A.T in their respective areas of expertise. Each individual in this group is always in higher state of existence, way above everyone else and the haters out there!

All hail the goat and the eight monks!

Endless Eight

The ultimate troll by Japanese company Kadokawa, after a series of bad marketing, delays and misinformation related to the second Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya season, which culminated in the "Nice Boat" incident earlier this year.

They're finally giving fans the second season of Haruhi, but here's the kicker: you have to watch the same episode over and over!

"We've done great so far, but how can we fuck with our fanbase even more?"
"I know just the thing... *Cackles maniacally*"

ENDLESS EIGHT MAN. ENDLESS FUCKING EIGHT

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Hard Eight

Dice (commonly known as craps), is a game often played for money where the player (referred to as the shooter) rolls 2 dice hoping to roll a winning combination. The number 8 can be obtained 3 ways. The "easy way" by rolling a 6 and 2 or a 3 and 5, or the "hard way" by rolling a 4 and 4. "Hard" numbers are any 2 pair combinations: 2 and 2, 3 and 3, 4 and 4, 5 and 5, and 6 and 6. Betting on the "hard" number combination results in a larger return when it is thrown.

The shooter bet the "Hard Eight" and made it.

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Super Eight

su·per | soo-per

(Noun) A woman who ranges from a 5-6 in looks, but when dressed up can easily be a 9-10. Super eights are usually spotted in night clubs, Facebook, or Korean game shows. Taking home this subject usually ends with a surprise: Please see, "Sunday Morning Girl."

Synonyms: Cleans up well (aesthetically), Your Mom.

Antonym: Natural Beauty.

1. Your mom is a super eight.

2. George: "Duuude, Dave. I saw you get some ass last night. How was she?"

Dave: "It was... I don't want to talk about. Let's just say the next morning was a huge surprise."

George: "Oh, the old, Super Eight, eh?"

Dave: "Makeup's a bitch."

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Section Eight

A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket

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The Final Eight

The only eight people that had the guts to stay in a certain class, with a VERY creepy teacher. The decision wasn't too wise, but these people are amazing and deserve an award!

Person 1:"Were you a part of the final eight?"

Person 2: "Hell no, I'm not that bad ass..."

Ellis eight

When one works 3/4 of a scheduled shift but claims to work the entire time.

Chris showed showed at 6 and left st 1:00. He put his time in as an Ellis eight.