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Definition: Reading or prescription glasses
When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.
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A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.
Rad: WOW LOOK AT THAT EINSTEIN!
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Refering to brain, dome, or a blow job.
Man, that chick give good einstein.
You should get einstein from that girl.
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When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.
I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.
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Great man Einstein. Theory of relativity AND gave a name to those frizzy fly away hairs on the side of your head that just won't stick down, no matter how much gunk/frizz busting product you slap on there.
"Dude your Einsteins have a life of their own, what did you do last night? Sleep in a ditch?!"
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Verb. the act of being called out on acting or doing something lame/dumb.
Guy #1: OK, I'm going to go home and watch a movie with my mom. See all you later!
Guy #2: Wow, you watch movies with your mom? That's so lame.
Guy #3: (to Guy#1)You just got einsteined, man.
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