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Einsteins

Great man Einstein. Theory of relativity AND gave a name to those frizzy fly away hairs on the side of your head that just won't stick down, no matter how much gunk/frizz busting product you slap on there.

"Dude your Einsteins have a life of their own, what did you do last night? Sleep in a ditch?!"

by Evil Doll December 8, 2006

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Einstein

the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.

WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein

by gohan9001 March 1, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Einstein

Oral sex.

Look at Maria's lips. I'm tryin to get some Einstein from her.

by Dsxpress March 26, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Einstein

Verb. To beat sense into some one. To cause severe physical harm.

1. I'm 'bout to Einstein that mutha!
2. Jerome just got Einsteined!

by NoseDive December 30, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Einstein

the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.

WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein

by gohan9001 February 27, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


einstein

brain; head; blowjob

Gimmie dat einstein.

by ilovebdf November 14, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


einsteined

Verb. the act of being called out on acting or doing something lame/dumb.

Guy #1: OK, I'm going to go home and watch a movie with my mom. See all you later!

Guy #2: Wow, you watch movies with your mom? That's so lame.

Guy #3: (to Guy#1)You just got einsteined, man.

by lovecarlii May 16, 2009

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