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what happens when you get so pissed at someone that you take whatever they love the most and either a)beat the shit out of them or B)break it into little, indescribable pieces right in front of them. similar to how elin wood took that golf club and beat the shit out of tiger woods.
Wife to her friend: Gurl, i am so sick of my bf's xbox 360. i think he would rather hook up with that damn than me.
Friend: Gurl, me too! i ended up going elin and threw my hubbie's at him last night...twice...
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Elin is a fergalicious, bootylicious, swaggerlicious and a sexy as hell gal, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIN, I CANNOT WAIT TILL SUMMER...... love you
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much <3
oh Elin Ydmark, happy birthday
to smoke weed and then black out and make seizure like movements. All of your friends are usually standing around when this happens, high wondering what to do
Did i pull an elin last night?
yes. you were out cold.no one knew what to do
ohh...
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A girl wich thinks she has boyfriends even though she has none
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A slutty, sexy annoying girl. Sleeps with anything and anyone.
Mathew slept with Elin Mars 7 time in 2 days!
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When you are fucking and you want your partner to slap their boobs like a gorilla
Can we try the Dirty Elin tonight?
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Refers to a situation in which your wife or girlfriend screwed you over/caused harm to you, but you don't want to lose face by admitting that she screwed you over, so you cover it up and make her out to be the hero/helpful. (May or may not be because she had good reason.
Dude 1: Wait, so bonnie didn't help you clean up your parents place after? That's what you told your folks.
Dude 2: Bonnie? Hell no - she messed it up. I just gave my folks the "Elin acted courageously" spiel, so I wouldn't have to hear about what a loser of a girl she is.
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