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Ellis is an amazing ginger, he has a humongous dick! He's an amazing athlete and all the girls just want him so badly, he hates any body with the name Juan and will do anything to destroy his supply of cocaine.
Damn anybody who is ginger and is called Ellis is totally rad!
OMG he's an Ellis I want his cock!
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One who lacks in mental capacity; often this problem is supplemented by a psychiatric problem in which the subject does not understand what is going on around him - much like a dissociative disorder, however, when someone is said to be an Ellis, generally the focus of the comment is on the sheer stupidity of an action or phrase that has been put forward. Those who are prone to being an 'Ellis'(Also known, in context, as "Pulling an Ellis") often also misuse the trust put in them by close relatives or friends, due to the person in question having no ability to realise that the people he is attempting to mislead, in fact fully understand that the Ellis in question's words have little or no credibility, as they are almost always lies. This situation is not helped by an Ellis's tendancy to tell outrageous lies that no sane person would believe; The inability of the subject to understand that their lies are outrageous never leaves them and is a very large hindrance in later life.
This is truly a terrible affliction on humanity, those who fall in the Ellis category of mental state often show prominent signs of rapid brain matter deterioration, resulting in a decreased overall intelligence. Ellis's are kept in dark, damp rooms and fed high protein Tofu meals to slow the deterioration of the brain. Strong light can cause the subject to completely "flip out", often resulting in a rampage of idiocy in the immediate vicinity.
There is no cure for the Ellis affliction, however you can rest safe in the knowledge that you must be born with this disease; it cannot be passed on, even through blood transfer. This is an extremely rare disease, with just one serious case known to exist to this day.
The Ellis rate of Perth, Western Australia is about 1 in 2,000,000.
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A gay virgin who sit on his ass playing fortnite with joe and max. He’s shit at football and takes it out on small scrony ginger kids. He gets abused by his dad being dangled from various windows throughout his life.
Ellis- I’m going to fall
Dad- good you pussy
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A large floppy marcupial who lays eggs with his highlighter sized penis. Commonly seen with the north american bear, dildo heed, tampon heed or the great ginger mammoth. Can also be found in your local back alley raping small children with a squad of baboons.
Staple diet: bavarian pancakes, camel toe jam and meat flaps. Enjoys the occasional arabian sandstorm.
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“Met this girl, she’s too good”
“She’s definitely called Ellis”
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This proper weirdo who thinks getting rid of his pedo tasche will make him a better looking person. It didn’t and nothing can change that. He does basketball even tho he’s just this little English white boy who uses this sport to cover up his non -existant, vanilla personality. His monobrow is almost as terrifying as the paragraph he sent to his crush confessing how he is crazily in love with her. This is not surprising tho bc of his lack of social skills. Never interact with an Ellis, trust me.
No one:
Ellis- “I PLAY BASKETBALL SORRY I FORGOT YOU ALREADY KNEW HAHAHA”
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Has a tiny dick and lots of friends he thinks a girl likes but he dose not only 2 ugly girls like him but then they find out that he dick is smaller than there own
tiny dick Ellis
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