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A item that is no longer craftable
Wait we can't craft enchanted golden apples anymore!
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Of unknown, yet exquisite composition, and having subtle long-lasting potency, somewhat like an elixir.
"The punch drink she served us at dinner was so rouzeh magical, enchanting, we were immediatley refreshed "
Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!
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The #1 mesh for all your sifting needs, you will get tons of diamond and iron and gold etc.
Person 1: get me some gravel so i can use my Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh
Person 2: NO! im using my diamond meshes!
Person 1: WAIT YOU USED M DIAMONDS? IM BANNING U IDIOT!
Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
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A slang term for an STD (sexually transmitted disease) such as AIDS or Herpes.
Ian forgot to pack condoms when he went to his girlfriend’s house, but decided to have sex with her anyway. As a result, he obtained an enchantment and had to visit a doctor.
The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table