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Once the primary language of the United States. The primary language is now TxtTalk.
Guy 1: Hi, do you speak English?
Guy : Wth is English dued
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The language this is written in
English is quite easy to learn! :D
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1. A people whose main form of crime is drive-by arguments, and police officers with funny hats who cudgel hobos. They are arrogant and annoying bastards.
2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets!
omgzzzzzzzzzz did u no dat i cud beet ne1 in a gam of ches. That is a form of bastardized English. Translation: *Lot's of inthusiasm* Did you know that I could beat anyone in a game of Chess? If you wish to see more of Bastardized English, go to the chat boards of www.neopets.com.
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The natural language of the human body.
Mom: Bonjour, Bonjour.
Baby: Goo goo gaa gaa. Stop talking French! I cannot understand you.
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Amish slang for non-Amish people or wearing non-Amish garb and hairstyles.
What up, English?
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It is the worst subject in the world. People who learn this language hate it and people who are English and have English lessons hate it too. It starts to teach you how to speak and seems necessary but once you get to secondary it is just there to annoy you and get you to write analytical paragraphs.
English is the best. (Person who said that gets punched).
The word Americans, British, Canadians, and Australians use to refer to all languages.
American baby girl: Ga!
American man: English! What is wrong with you?
American woman: I don't speak Mexican English.
Canadian: She said something to me in a weird English called "Mandarin" so I wouldn't understand what she was saying.