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Eric is a very large hearted man. He enjoys to make you smile and compliment you. Sometimes short tempered but have an amazing smile and gorgeous eyes. Eric actually dont cheat, they are loyal and will do anything to make you theirs.
Girl 1: OMG, you are so lucky to have Eric
Girl 2: I know right
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Verb.
1. To trounce your opponents mercilessly.
2. To belittle someone's obvious flaws.
3. To destroy your enemies in the manner of Charles "The Hammer" Martel, who decimated his enemies so completely and utterly that it took years for the word of the defeat to make it back to the enemy capital.
Cocksure Betsy was Ericed in the sauerbraten cook-off.
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Eric is a pastor who believes in #godsplan. He’s constantly singing and it often causes serious hearing problems to those within earshot.
Cover you ears here comes pastor Eric again.
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Eric is the Norse god of male fertility and lost socks, a disorganized but unstoppable force of the universe, related to modern concepts of entropy. Eric is a key figure in Norse mythology.
It is written that when Thor went off to fight the battle of Jötnar, though some accounts claim it happened when he was just out tending goats, Eric came by to install high speed Internet. Sif, Thor’s wife, instantly lost control of herself in the presence of such virility and disorganization, and let down her golden hair, and everything else. Their illegitimate child was the god Ullr.
Thor returned to find a strange sock under the bed and stormed out into the cold winter snow with his hammer and a great, secret purpose never revealed to mortal man.
Unfortunately, the legend of Eric was lost, along with his other sock, in a server failure in 2007, and all that remains are the living Erics who walk the world like gods of male fertility, never quite sure where their other sock is.
Girlfriend, the last thing you need in your life now is a surfer or an Eric!
The girls warned each other, as soon as he walked into the bar, that he was an Eric, but they could not resist
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The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!
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an eric is a gorgeous guy. they're funny, sweet, caring, and loving (though they like to pretend otherwise). erics can be shy, but with playful flirtation a woman may draw an eric out of his shell. erics, sometimes, but don't always, have long hair, these are the best erics of all. erics are generally well hung men. women love themselves some eric. bitches be all about the E.
"yo dude! all the chicks be mackin' on that new guy!"
"the one with the long hair?"
"yea man! pssh guy must be an eric"
"yup, bitches be all about that E"
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A guy that has 12 inch plus really sweet and sexy an also handsome looks good is a bad mofo you don’t fuck with unless you in the bed .
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