evasive potato

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer

hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch

interest evasion

To fornicate with a bank manager.

Nowadays, interest evasion is easier than taking a shit.

eVASEive maneuver

Refers to the strategic actions that Mr. Lodge employed in an (unsuccessful, naturally! :P) attempt to prevent the clumsy accident-prone Archie from bumblingly knocking over his "priceless 'n' super-fragile" antique Ming Dynasty vase: he placed the ultra-vulnerable artifact on a small display-stand away off in the far end of the room, and put an indestructible rubber replica of the vase in the center of the room for Archie to look at instead of the genuine --- and incredibly breakable --- clay urn.

Mr. Lodge smugly gloats to his daughter Veronica about the ingenious eVASEive maneuver he has employed to protect his lovely valuable work of art from the soon-to-arrive-for-a-visit Archie --- "I had a rubber replica made of it; Archie won't be able to break this bouncy duplicate no matter how hard he bumps into it!" Of course, his seemingly-foolproof plan fails miserably (as usual!)... the hapless Archie --- fearing that he'll damage the vase even though it's just a rubber replica --- backs warily away from it and unknowingly blunders straight into the REAL VASE that's sitting on a stool behind him, sending it crashing to the floor and splintering all to pieces. :P

Evasic

Any person easily distracted or caught up in fads.

First it was Cirque de Freak, now it's Harry Potter, he is such an evasic.

Chabe Evasion

Allows one to counter SanicMC Tax (check urban dictionary) and one percent of all earnings. (Used like a uno reverse card)

Where is my SanicMC tax? I don't have to pay thanks to my chabe Evasion.

Evasive Luizz

Evasive Luizz is the best no slomo trickshotter.

When he gets no slomo say “ Evasive Luizz is the best no slomo trickshotter”.