EWOK

Unshaven vagina. (Reference to hairy alien creatures in Star Wars movies).

That girl needs to shave her EWOK.

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Ewok

A small furry creature that is often Highly intelligent yet sexually inadequate

I heard ewok topped math..i also heard he was done fucking Jenny in 3 min

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Ewok

To have a hairy short and stubby penis

Ryan has an ewok

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Ewok Bukakke

A group of ewoks gathered around a skunk in which the skunk gets introduced to one of Endor's oldest traditions.

The Ewok Bukakke event was triggered inadvertently by the skunks presence.

Angry Ewok

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

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gutted ewok

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

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Ewok party

A gratuitous party scene in film or television, typically characterized by singing and the playing of percussion instruments. From the conclusion to "Return of the Jedi," in which the Ewoks fete the heroes with singing, dancing, drums and xylophones.

I knew "Matrix Reloaded" was going to suck as soon as they got to the Ewok party."

"What was up with that Ewok party on slave beach in the middle of 'The Patriot'?"

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