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The facial hair that grows in the weeks running up to, and during, exam season. Normally due to a person's desperate need to cram as much revision into that short space of time as possible, causing them to disregard things like basic hygeine, eating properly, social events, sleep etc
Girlfriend: Wow Mark, you need a shave!
Student: Shave!? I don't have time to shave! I've got a multi-choice business AP on monday, my spanish oral wednesday afternoon not to mention my chemistry resits!
Girlfriend: So you're gonna go to class with that rediculous pubescent stubble on your face?
Student: It's my exam beard.
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Some shit type of test that Satan made to punish us before the actual exam to make people crap them self. Although the correct term is prelim.
I failed my mock exam
The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.
2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL
3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?
4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
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A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining
Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!
A period of 3 weeks consisting of exams that test everything the average IB student has forgotten over the 2 year diploma program. The time before and during the exam period usually involves several mental breakdowns, frequent crying fits, a feeling of impending doom, and yet still finding enough time to write an urban-dictionary entry about them.
IB student 1: Hey! how are your IB exams going?
IB student 2: I don't even know anymore... It feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
IB student 1: Yeah I know what you mean, I had that feeling yesterday. Luckily I only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
IB student 2: You're so lucky! I have 3 tomorrow as well but I have only revised for one...
IB student 1: Eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
IB student 2: Sure
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Fictitious role given to Lazy Bastards who will always side with the management and repeatedly say yes to any command/order.
Often found to be the back stabber of the depot, and will manipulate results and times to keep himself looking good.
often found lounging around at the end of 18 road with his thumb up his own arse or sometimes in warmer weather knelt under a managers desk sucking him off.
Look at that Lazy Twat, hasn't he changed since becoming an Exam Leader
Teacher: Hey Timmy, good luck on your final exams tomorrow!
Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.